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Epic Jerky Pizza

Is there anything better in the world than a fresh, piping hot slice of pizza? I’m glad you asked. This EPIC JERKY PIZZA is here to rock your world and roll your body straight into the grave because it’s so good, you will *literally die.*

Here’s how you can make your own.

 

 

INGREDIENTS:

  • Slice of pizza
  • Bacon In A Bag

WHAT TO DO:

  1. Get yourself to a 7-Eleven
  2. Find Bacon In A Bag. Buy all the bags.
  3. Order a slice of pizza from the hot foods counter. Make sure you get the cheesiest one available.
  4. Douse your slice in bacon jerky.
  5. You’re. Welcome.
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